Tonked

Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal

Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.

by bulghur November 21, 2009

tonks

A big/large/hench person

That woman is bear tonks
The woman is large n has a big build

by leila November 01, 2003

Tonk

Tank

guys look a tonk

by germony August 27, 2023

Tonked

Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.

chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll

by mr pickleson August 03, 2018

tonks

A person, normally a woman, with man-made hair color or colors, specifically pink or purple. Also can describe a person who changes his or her hair color regularly.
After Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter.

Nicole has become quite the tonks with those pink streaks in her hair.

by patricksalland January 25, 2008

tonk

to be well buil or strongh and to have a good figure (man only)

jees your muscles are big you are well tonk

by Oliver Francis March 18, 2005

Tonk

Adjective to describe a well-built or muscular man. Also used to describe a fit person or someone who is attractive. or Noun to name a well-built or muscular male.

As an adjective: That man is really tonk, he must work out a lot. He is so good looking, he is tonk.

As a noun: I want to meet a fit man, I want some tonk.

by Jo333 November 11, 2006