1. Commonly known as toe lint, it is a word used to describe lazy people who are obsessed with video games.
2. A person that doesn't shave.
3. A person with a crusty mustache who takes really long dumps and thinks believes he/she can eat a million guavas.
4. A person that just wants to have fun.
5. A person who wields a lamberge.
6. A person that hates to take showers.
7. Someone who gets his shirts ridiculously dirty.
8. Someone who slouches too much.
9. Someone who has 50 different types of serves in tennis.
10. A person who thinks he/she should be a dragon rider.
11. A person who takes revenge times thirty on you.
Examples:
Ohhh Toland just wants to have fu-un.
Eww... you have so much toe lint.
That's disgusting Toland.
Tolande ni yao jing chang xi zao, ra bu ran ni de toe fa hui you tai duo you
2. A person that doesn't shave.
3. A person with a crusty mustache who takes really long dumps and thinks believes he/she can eat a million guavas.
4. A person that just wants to have fun.
5. A person who wields a lamberge.
6. A person that hates to take showers.
7. Someone who gets his shirts ridiculously dirty.
8. Someone who slouches too much.
9. Someone who has 50 different types of serves in tennis.
10. A person who thinks he/she should be a dragon rider.
11. A person who takes revenge times thirty on you.
Examples:
Ohhh Toland just wants to have fu-un.
Eww... you have so much toe lint.
That's disgusting Toland.
Tolande ni yao jing chang xi zao, ra bu ran ni de toe fa hui you tai duo you
toe lint Toland
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by jp II February 2, 2009
Get the tolkin mug.by TomKane September 29, 2003
Get the TomKane mug.Tokanarrow is a Native American name which means
'The one who takes an arrow in the knee'
Taking an arrow in the knee has been suggested, by me, to be a metaphor for taking it up the arse - an arrow that is...
'The one who takes an arrow in the knee'
Taking an arrow in the knee has been suggested, by me, to be a metaphor for taking it up the arse - an arrow that is...
Joe: "Hey Tokanarrow, whats that in your knee"
Tokanarow: "Well I do believe thats an arrow sticking out of my knee - Ohh my"
Tokanarow: "Well I do believe thats an arrow sticking out of my knee - Ohh my"
by MrMusicDK December 6, 2011
Get the Tokanarrow mug.The Tolken, a sexaul position taken from the parody of the length of the "Lord of the Rings," motion pictures and the book written by J.R.R. Tolken. This is where a woman in bent over and has her ring destroyed over the series of 6 - 8 hours by some men, some dwarves and some elves.
Man 1: "I was re-enacting LOTR last night, I gave my bird the Tolken and she fair can't walk right anymore. =D"
Man 2: "Alrighhhhht!"
Man 2: "Alrighhhhht!"
by Pseudopseudonym September 16, 2009
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by Bighips January 14, 2008
Get the tookandtold mug.A little town in Western Mass, the most awesome town on the face of the earth, resting high up in the mountains it looks down on poor pathetic Southwick and Granville, Tolland pwns Southwick, great place for hiking, biking, smoking, drinking, having sex, camping, doing drugs, and burying those dead bodies we all know you've got lying around... come on down!
Bob: hey everybody, im from tolland!
Everybody: hey Bob, nice to meet ya!
Alice: hey everybody, im from southwick!
Everybody: ewww get her outta here!!
Everybody: hey Bob, nice to meet ya!
Alice: hey everybody, im from southwick!
Everybody: ewww get her outta here!!
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