two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

tainer lover

noun: a person, typically a guard, who shows feelings, concern or going out of one's way to make things easier outside of normal boundries towards detainee's at Guantanamo Bay.

Guard 1: Hey, did you here what John did on Bravo, unbelievable right?

Guard 2: Oh I know right, dudes such a tainer lover.

by TLST September 23, 2009

Tiner Stick

An eight inch felatio with too much girth to fit in a toilet paper roll.

"If I were slingin' a chubby 8', the ladies would never stop talking about my tiner stick to all their friends."

by tayleebo March 23, 2003

törner

Törner is a real sexy beast #BEAST

Hot girl 1: Oh there's Törner, i wanna suck him!
Hot girl 2: The rumor says he got a big dick

by McTörner December 13, 2016

Cow Towners

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.

I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.

by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022

Spoilers are Toilers

A saying people all over the world use all of the time to point out how spoilers are like toilets because the stink.

Brian: Hey Jim did you hear about the facts surrounding the One-Piece time skip?

Jim: Bro I haven’t seen it don’t say anything, spoilers are toilers!!

by PuckeningAbrodee September 21, 2023

Down Towner Browner

really really dirty brown cheap ass marijuana beotch

$15 bucks for a ounce beotch.u know its that down towner browner beotch!

by mattitude and mikeaholic May 2, 2003