teelster

(noun)

a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) An aloof asshole.

c) An awesome best friend.

a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.

c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.

by enigbiguous August 5, 2011

tweester

A sub-set of hipsters; a sub-culture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's concerned with all things twee a particular sweet and dainty type of music, literary, film and cultural reference and persuasion; female tweesters can be found operating etsy stores specializing in handmade dolls and barrettes and reconstructed baby-doll dresses, while male tweesters either play in or are fans of sappy folk-inspired bands with songs about heartbreak and their cats/kids. They are often dressed by their female counterparts in adorable bow-ties, wire-rimmed glasses, cardigans or any other garb that renders their male aggression neutered (and some would argue, repressed). While they may appear harmless, tweesters are aggressive in their demand for the soft and sweet side of things; encroach upon their soft-focus, sunlit world with the cold, harsh irony of the late 90s gen-X or early millennium mentality and they will draw blood. Be warned.

The tweester couple walking hand in hand down Mission Street looked not so much like young adults as an adorable elementary school couple.

The pop-up shop manned by two female tweesters sold elbow patches with daisies and hearts embroidered on them. A cluster of male tweesters had gathered around and were holding up various versions to their tiny tweed blazers's thread-bare arms in a clear attempt to woo the knee-sock-wearing vendors.

by Larkin' Around January 21, 2015

Toiletters

WC are the letters that point out the lavatory.

The toiletters WC are less explicit than the words MEN / WOMEN

by Guyde November 19, 2016

Toester

The retarded way to spell "Toaster".

I lik 2 us3 @ toester!

by CountryGamer001 April 24, 2018

Toileter

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,

The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.

by Thiboz October 30, 2018

Teleterminaphobia

Teleterminaphobia, noun, The fear of the end, or cancellation of a television series, movie or video game.

I cant get over my teleterminaphobia. I can't watch the end of How I Met Your Mother, I cant beat Final Fantasy 7, and I turn off Scarface when there's 20 mins left.

by DibbyDonuts November 24, 2018

Tobester122

Will solo you in gorilla tag whether it's a 1v9 he will run every lobby he touches

Tobester122 will wipe the floor with you

by Harley12122 April 23, 2022