TMD

a acronym for "touching my dick." Commonly used amongst Floridian college male students.

hey baby what you doing??

TMD thinking bout you.

by Monte' September 03, 2009

TMD

When you give an explosive hand job (when you touch a guys dick and he immediately cums)

He pulled a TMD last night

by bigdix69 April 20, 2015

TMD

1)Turd of Mass Destruction.

I just fired off a TMD, and now my toilet doesn't work.

by CJ2039 June 23, 2009

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 19, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

by Satyr September 15, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

tmd

That's my daddy

My boyfriend so sexy, tmd

by HowardDELTA December 12, 2016