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TwitFlocker

Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.

Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?
We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.
by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010
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titficionado

That man is a real titficionado, he really knows tits!
by tymus44 May 25, 2015
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Titfalsaf

Means do not be a philosopher, or do not act like you are smart.
Don't titfalsaf , we all know that you aren't as smart as you think you are
by KalbHimar December 20, 2018
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tiitf

Acronym for "Take it in the face". Which is stand up comedian Donnell Rawlings catchphrase and is according to him going to be the new LOL
-"Excuse me do you TIITF?"
-"What's that?"
-"TAKE IT IN THE FACE!"
by Puttan October 2, 2010
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TITF

An acronym that means to "take it too far." Often is used to refer to someone who keeps trying to joke about the same topic long after it has stopped being funny and started to be really annoying. May also occur between a group of people who are too stupid/immmature to realize that their joking has strayed from relevance to complete fucking ridiculousness. Also can come in the form of TITFing which describes the act of TITF.
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Jake's five minute TITFing session about how good he looks in jean shorts made me want to scissor kick the back of his head.
by maddbomberman February 24, 2009
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titfuck

The best kind of sex there is.
by titfucker October 18, 2002
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Titfuck

The plunging of one's penis between the breasts of a woman.
Georgina proclaimed she would die if she didn't get a titfuck--my penis quickly saved her life.
by Trenchant April 18, 2010
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