tittybackpack

A backpack to put your fake boobs in or maybe real.

Your tittybackpack is showing!

by Bffgurls December 12, 2015

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards

Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.

by elizabeth July 20, 2004

titty bear

(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.

Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.

Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.

by thatdarnjasmine February 25, 2011

tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart

the best sex position EVER....however it was forbidden by an ancient god of sex that claimed it too good a position for man to handle. it delivers so much pleasure that it exeeds the point of climax and ends up with both male and female involved in the position and everyone within a 50 foot radius exploding like a ripe tomato from orgasm. (note we could not explain how to do the tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart in case someone stupid enough would try it and risk the lives and g spots of many)

(example for tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart

was restricted for maximum safety)

by jimmythecheezypikachu April 18, 2014

Melonball-Tittyballs

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.

This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

by aCrazySummerAfternoon December 3, 2010

tittyhead

A cry baby ass person, a sensitive little hoe. An over emotional little bitch.

"Bryan is always bitching, he stay acting like a little hoe" said Jake." I know he's a tittyhead" responded Mike.

by Nicky.xx December 18, 2014

kittybear

An extra cute and cuddly wife

Hiya kittybear, what do you want for lunch?

by donibear January 5, 2008