tities

A girls boobs or breasts if you will.

person:Damn that girls has got some nice tities!

person2: Man I know, she's so fine!

by kidcanada101 June 27, 2004

Chris Titus

A very popular stand up comedian.

Also happens to be a very tall, sexy MOFO

Damn, I wish I could be as cool as Chris Titus

by chiefsfan2985 July 29, 2009

pancake ass tities

a set of breats that are flat and floppy, they lump to the outside of the chest and form the shape of pancakes.

Commonly found on strippers and crack whores

Man 1: Damn, did you see debbie's tits?
Man 2: Ya man, day some pancake ass tities

Laurel H's Tits

by K-$$.com March 14, 2006

optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 6, 2009

titism

basically a cult which worships tits

Vince:whoa...look at them big titties
Habib:As a follower of titism...BOOYAH!!!!

by evil_m0nkey July 1, 2006

tities

Nice looking breasts, boobs or female chest.

She has nice tities

by King_Chicken October 7, 2003

Titus Aduxass

A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.

Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017