Tinsel Tosser

English slur for gay people at Christmas time.

Look at him, drinking his eggnog. Man, that guy is a total tinsel tosser.

by Danny Fantome December 3, 2016

Chin Tinsel

Frequently seen in Adult Films, this is the streamer-like semen hanging from a promising Starlet's face. The end result of The Money Shot.

WooHoo! Look at Peter North hang The Chin Tinsel on that bitch! (see movie:Stiff Competition. Or any of his others for that matter.)

by 1troglodite April 7, 2009

minge tinsel

female pubic hair

She has much too much minge tinsel!

by Mojito December 13, 2008

Hair Tinsel

A positive term describing random strands of grey hair, especially for women.

I need to go to the salon tomorrow; it's been a while since I've had my hair tinsel colored.

by Brenna S April 1, 2007

tinsel teeth

a person with dental braces

What's the matter tinsel teeth, does the cat have your tounge?

by Light Joker February 1, 2005

tinsel eater

A drooling simpleton. Likely to put anything shiny or bright in their mouth.
cf "window licker".

"I'm not inviting him. He's a fucking tinsel eater"

by anonnymuss August 12, 2003

Tinsel Toes

A term which describes the somewhat festive act of one person eating tinsel; and then later asking a sexual partner to gently wiggle their toes up their rectal passage. As well as giving intense pleasure to the recipient, the tinsel will have passed through and becomes attached to the giver's toes - just like a special festive gift.

Advisory: seek qualified medical advice before consuming tinsel. Keep short toe nails to avoid injury. Probably just don't do it.

"My tinsel is passing through - give it to me with your toes". "Oh yes, Sev! Now look at my lovely tinsel toes!"

"I can see you have tinsel on your toes. How kind of someone to gift you their passing tinsel."

by DV8tion November 22, 2011