When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
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"He's a cute guy in person, but he must get a lot of left swipes. Not photogenic, plus he wrote that he goes to the community college in his bio. Not a very tindergenic guy."
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