memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

tinderizing

Actively on the prowl via the tinder app

That guy looks familiar, I bet I saw him on tinder while I was tinderizing.

by thetinderizer July 22, 2014

tinderbender

A fart so massive it could bend a wooden bench.

Yesterday at the park John ripped a tinderbender and broke the bench.

by FartMasta69 May 26, 2010

Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005

Tinderise

To swipe left or right on a person in real life in your mind when you first meet them.

I tinderise every girl I meet, it is a really bad habit.

by loca rush January 30, 2018

tindergenic

The ability to be attractive in 5 photos or less. Close ties with photogenic, but specifically for attracting mates on tinder. Also, what is written in the bio is factored in, as this could very well make or break someone.

"He's a cute guy in person, but he must get a lot of left swipes. Not photogenic, plus he wrote that he goes to the community college in his bio. Not a very tindergenic guy."

by Angemima May 19, 2014

Tindarity

Used to indicate how good the perceived rate of matches on Tinder is in a certain place.

The tindarity of Sydney is pretty good for me, I got 34 matches!
Went to Alaska last week, the tindarity there is awful.
I have to move to a place with better tindarity.

by nemesis_knoxville September 5, 2016