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Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.
Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*
by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015
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Houston Stuffed Turkey

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.
Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"
by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015
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turkey drippings

turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.
Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.
by Frank Giove, July 27, 2007
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Thigh turkey

A pre-negotiated technique enjoyed by some spanking fetishists (spankos): leaving the red outline of a hand print on a partner's inner thigh during intense play; an especially popular activity to spanking enthusiasts during Spanksgiving ... ummm ... Thanksgiving time.
Adriana reveals a fondness for creating something called thigh turkeys on her willing spankee. “I love doing thigh turkeys on people, because you can watch the handprint grow.” “Oh, like when you draw one for Thanksgiving!” Katherine responds. "That’s pretty cute.”
by Dex_terity November 22, 2016
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Briggsy's Turkey Slap

To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.
Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?

Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.

Denzil: Dirty little fucker.
by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006
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how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003
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turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.
When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.
by Brendan January 30, 2005
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