thundercunting

When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.

Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol

by broocemoose January 14, 2014

Thundercunt

The biggest and most cuntiest of all cunts. Generally, thundercunts are incredibly obese and have a portal to Hell in between their legs rather than a vagina.

Bob: Have you met the new girl?
Joe: You mean Meghan? Yeah, dude, she's a fucking thundercunt.

by JackamoTheThunderCuntSlayer February 4, 2009

Thundercunt

(adj.) a person who displays extreme forms of cuntish behaviour.

"David went on holiday when he had promised me a reach around. What a thundercunt!

by Spunky127 April 19, 2014

Thundercunt

A person who's actions and/or personality reflect that of a cunt, but exponentially greater in cunty-ness

Guy 1-Dude, you know Brandi?
Guy 2-I hear she's a bitch.
Guy 1-Not just a bitch, she's a raging thundercunt!

by Alexander the Nate November 11, 2012

Thundercunt

A woman sleeps around so much, her vagina actually generates static electricity.

She is such a thundercunt, her vagina could probably provide enough power to light up a small village.

by Wicked_mean July 27, 2010

Thundercunt

1. a megacunt, usually white trash by nature, who needs to learn when to shut her trap 2. an excessively bitchy person, who spends her days making others feel worthless

At a community service project last Friday a Thundercunt came up to her car and bitched, "Who put a wata bottle on mah car?!?".
That thundercunt Dr Bange failed that group because their memo was not stapled.

by katrina evacuee September 29, 2005

Thundercunt

(noun) an unreasonably mean spirited woman demonstrating massive amounts of unnecessary and unwaivering bitchiness.

(noun) an obese woman who is bitchy beyond belief.

If you live in NY, you know that Senator Hillary Clinton is a Thundercunt.

"Man, Moesha don't got no love for a nigga lately. She be pissin' an' moanin' when I ain't do nuthin' wrong! She's a straight up Thundercunt!"

by JCLPE May 17, 2006