throckmorten

Partial erection

Your throckmorten is showing

by BryJen October 9, 2017

throckmorton

n: invented by Sir Thomas Throckmorton after a series of pisswangle accidents in the 1870's in which gentlemens' nuts were crushed by the wangle rollers, this device allowed only the willy itself to be drawn through the rollers of the pisswangle thus sparing the nads.

Egad you swine! You've drawn my balls straight through the throckmorton!

by Nate December 17, 2004

Thocky

An adjective used to describe the pleasant airy vibrations emitted from a keyboard that contains linear switches with some sort of sound dampener.

Keyboardist 1: Damn bro, how did you manage to make your keyboard sound so thocky?
Keyboardist 2: Oh I just used a foam sound dampener.

by Twas Scarecrow October 31, 2022

Throck

Having a three way docking session

Mitch and Matt wanted to dock with each other. However, when a third mate showed up they had a 3 way docking session commonly known as the throck.

by Oonpreff December 29, 2018

Throckmorton

When you are about to bring a girl to your bedroon to have sex and you tell as many friends as possible to hide in your room to witness the event.

Hey....throckmorton in my room in 10 minutes...

by Juan Blanco July 12, 2003

Throcked

A subtle combinated of the words "thrilled" and "shocked". especially used as a sarcastic term. also linked with "crump". "to crap and jump" see "Thrump"

Guy 1 "i got a new hairdo yesterday!"
Guy 2 "wow... i'm throcked!"

also

Guy 1 "BOO!"
Guy 2 "Holy Shit! i think i just Thrumped myself!

by mattandrewlawlesssamuel June 12, 2008

Throcked

1. Another form of the world renown F word.
2. Complete confusion
3. Express disgust
4. Inserted into sentences to allowing emphasis
5. Describe sexual intercourse.

1. "THOCK!"
2. "I feel throcked"
3. "I just got throcked"
4. "I'll throck you right up"
5. "I throcked the hottest chick last night"

by rollysize14 October 8, 2011