Thirst Responder

A thirst responder is someone who follows the firefighters in on a scene of a crime or a crisis with a water bottle and they really hate that hes there. Cause he just squirts all the people in the face that are in peril and the firefighters are like we are trying to save this person. The thirst responder is like "They look thirsty to me" and he like squirts them in the face. The firefighters dont know where he came from but its a sad story when you really go back in time. The poor guy watched someone thirst to death in a building that wasnt on fire. After that he thought anyone who was in trouble is probably thirsty so he carries water and Gatorade around with him. The police just cant catch him cause hes wanted for a lot of things like not being the place where hes supposed to be

Jermey is such a thirst responder

by Vadoom335 November 1, 2017

thirsty hoe

A girl who comments heart emojis under every hot guys picture.

A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.

*Hot guy on instagram* "Oh my god youre soooo hot!"

"Damn, someones being a thirsty hoe."

by Katt Hagins May 16, 2016

thrift threat

A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.

Did you see the guy wearing that cool vintage jacket in the thrift store? total thrift threat.

by nihilisticcriminal March 16, 2023

cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

Carrot Thistle

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010

thrift rock

Musical genre defined by bands whose members strive to look poor (i.e. all their clothes purchased from local thrift store). Style is often accompanied by music with horns and an evident Sufjan Stevens inspiration.

Yo, did you see that thrift rock band at the bar the other night? I thought those guys lived on the sidewalk in front of my house. Turns out their from Fairfax County.

by jSams January 11, 2008

thrift

A used clothing/stuff store. One of a kind stuff super cheap.

Im going to the thrift to get a clutch.

by SB;-) April 4, 2006