nerd toucher

A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.

Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.

I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.

by Ollle August 20, 2013

Dude Toucher

Dude Toucher - a male with an accelerated need for social acceptance; thus resulting in the compulsion for continuous male contact during social events : ie. drinking

That Dude Toucher keeps trying to touch me while im drinking my tasty brew.

by Beef n Cheese April 25, 2006

Toucher Glasses

The kind of glasses that pedophiles and sex offenders can be seen wearing. They are generally large frames, with plastic or wire rims.

Jack: Woah, stay away from that guy, he's definitely wearing toucher glasses.

by Sarahcastic May 7, 2007

touchet

one who is of the highest sexxyness

katie is such a touchet.

by tanner young August 29, 2007

toucher_of_cancer

When you don’t get enough attention as a child so you start a meme page

I’m toucher_of_cancer

by Dankpapi_69 November 6, 2018

pants toucher

To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.

Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.

by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007

Nerd Toucher

A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness

Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.

this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round

I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.

by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013