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Thomson

A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thomsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thomsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thomsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thomson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thomson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thomson
by Koreans are bad January 6, 2016
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thomson drive

The gayest drive u can have for the Xbox:D
Kip:"Lets go play halo 2 @ skyler's house"
Chip:"Nah he has the gay thomson drive i doubt it will play the game without any disc error warnings."
by datboy_pablo September 1, 2006
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Krystal Thomson

A girl who is fun to be with and funny as hell. This particular gal has the sexiest lips and hottest body. You'll find yourself smiling just looking at her.
I saw krystal Thomson yesterday and I'm still smiling. There's just somthing about her laugh that makes me want more.
by schiesl April 1, 2010
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thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit
Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!
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Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.
Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.
by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020
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thotrona

The sickness you get after deep throating that want
Girl I hooked up with dom last night, I woke up with a case of thotrona.
by Babyy_skittles July 7, 2020
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Joshua Thomson

A Joshua Thomson is always a bad person, although loved by those around them. Their charming looks is their only admirable quality.
I saw Joshua Thomson the other day. He was so rude, but I fell in love with him.
by Asecretadmirer January 10, 2020
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