taint

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."

by HyaenusDominae August 20, 2010

tainted love

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.

once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...

by i am a lover June 26, 2004

taint wrecker

Receiving oral sex from a woman with a long pointy chin.

I was getting a blow job from a taint wrecker and her chin bruised my taint.

by Grandton November 22, 2013

taintcicles

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

Thantophobia

The phobia of losing someone you love

He has thantophobia.

by beckyycedillo March 9, 2014

Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.

Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.

by Maxi G March 10, 2010

girl taint

Also known as "the alley", girl taint is the space between the anus (the dumpster) and the vagina (the garden).

If you intentionally drool onto the girl taint while eating pussy, it lubricates the asshole beneath it potentially paving the way to slippery hot pot hole action for your flesh dildo.

by Cockmagic76 February 10, 2015