you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

i think i have a chance with this guy

A song written by Whats her face, whom should be the leader of teen girl squad in my personal opinion.

I think I have a chance with this guy!
I hope I do a dance with this guy!
I hope I put a trance on this guy!
I think I'll lend some pants to this guy!
Hope I go to France with this guy!
Think I'll put some ants on this guy!
Guy guy guy guy

by Sibbie April 29, 2005

It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out

"It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out" is a phrase used when stating pleasant weather. The phrase implies that the weather is so nice, you'll leave your dick out, hanging brain, because the cool breeze feels so nice on one's genitalia.

Man, it's 73 degrees outside? It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out!

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2017

I think I broke a hamstring...

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.

Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

i just think it's funny that...

you're dead if yo girl say dis

are you angry?
no i just think it's funny that...

by TheGrandMaster69420 August 31, 2019

Pass the hatchet, I Think I'm goodkind

Badass song by Yo La Tengo from their new album, consists of Ira Kaplan going nuts on guitar for like 12 minutes

Woo, ima listenin to pass The hatchet, I think i'm goodkind SHOOP DA WOOP!

by kdajfklsdaiowekl;dg May 4, 2007