dude: What tha eff is wrong with me!? I just dropped an entire
bowl of hot nacho cheese on the carpet! I'm so mad at myself! GRRR!!!
chick: Awww hunny! You poor thinger!!! I'm
sorry, let me
help you clean it up.
OR
dude: Hey ma wanna go check out the zoo today?
chick: Naw daddy, you know I dont like to see the animals locked up like that.. those poor thingers!