termite

A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.

Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.

by Ronizzle June 28, 2006

Termite

Someone (usually family) that only visits twice a year, stays for a week, lives off of you, and doesn't get a job.

Im sorry, I can't go out today. I have this termite living in the house and he's eaten all the food.

by whoiswhitenoise April 22, 2018

Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020

Twat Termites

Another word for crabs on a woman's pussy

Damn dude,IthinkyourgirlhasTwat Termites.

by Blumpkin Please November 27, 2009

Emotional Termites

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.

Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.

by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010

cocky termite

a girl who wants to fuck and/suck any man she sees that she finds attractive

mark: bro i was sitting and marcia kept pushing herself on me
tremaine: same.
dane: i thought i was the only one, it look like she want all of us.
tremaine. no bro dont feel too special shes a cocky termite

by miami vice December 2, 2019

The termite

While performing cunnilingus with two fingers inserted in the vagina, you burrow the termite( the opposite hand’s thumb) in a circular motion, slowly penetrating the anus up-to the first knuckle.

“I gave her the termite last nite, and she was very responsive “

by Moony75 March 17, 2022