The "Alpha Douche" is one of a particular group, usually consisting of those lacking in women skills, social structure, or ambition, who succeeds the normal levels of douchedom. This person is usually a constant outcast, or fluxuates by methods of variability between friendship and bonds between the other members of the structure.
God dangit man, that Jordan dude. I mean, I've known some douches, but GOD DANG, he is a DOUCHE!!!!!1111wtf?
by Botcherotchi April 25, 2005
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Dude that thegallilieaastroner is such a jerk trying to insult some random person he dosesn't even know...
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Like "denada", or "you're welcome" in spanish, but spelt very wrong, usually in texting errors by idiots
by Hunter Trippy August 11, 2019
Get the Thenada mug.Theanli is a young and handsome, young Cambodian guy that has nice shoes that I just want to suck him off every night. His parents care about him a lot and I hear them in the backgrounds every time. Theanli is a nice and chill guy that I want to sleep with at night.
I admire his kindness and his loyalty, and I look up to him. He's my only true friend that I could trust in every situation that I am in. He only remembers people who are important to him and is very caring. He has multiple friends that are always there for him and are funny.
He shines like the sun and watches movies with me every night, and his smile is something that I could die for. He is very athletic, energetic and enthusiastic every time I see him. His hair is always neat and silky smooth. He's so attractive I almost died from a heart attack just looking at his face, I could get lovesick if I even touches me, even if he touches me for a millisecond. It was love at first sight.
I admire his kindness and his loyalty, and I look up to him. He's my only true friend that I could trust in every situation that I am in. He only remembers people who are important to him and is very caring. He has multiple friends that are always there for him and are funny.
He shines like the sun and watches movies with me every night, and his smile is something that I could die for. He is very athletic, energetic and enthusiastic every time I see him. His hair is always neat and silky smooth. He's so attractive I almost died from a heart attack just looking at his face, I could get lovesick if I even touches me, even if he touches me for a millisecond. It was love at first sight.
''It's Theanli!! He's so hot."
by PrimiDonx June 17, 2023
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pronounced ther-rull or tha-rull like derryl. let the L roll off your tongue son!
pronounced ther-rull or tha-rull like derryl. let the L roll off your tongue son!
things that are the ultimate in cool:
- your moms buying you some fresh air force ones for Easter
- getting $20 allowance to hang out on the ave. and get some ambersun glasses and a kangol hat
- your boy using your last man to get you off a game level in the arcade, esp. if it was Narc, Double Dragon or Yie Ar Kung-Fu.
- TI Sweatsuits. the originals, which means anything from 1983-1986.
"yo man, that TI sweatsuit and those a-ones are theral!"
- your moms buying you some fresh air force ones for Easter
- getting $20 allowance to hang out on the ave. and get some ambersun glasses and a kangol hat
- your boy using your last man to get you off a game level in the arcade, esp. if it was Narc, Double Dragon or Yie Ar Kung-Fu.
- TI Sweatsuits. the originals, which means anything from 1983-1986.
"yo man, that TI sweatsuit and those a-ones are theral!"
by tha philly dangla December 11, 2006
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