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ABA therapy

A type of "therapy" that forces autistic children to conform to normal societal expectations instead of appreciating them for who they are. This requires them to work with "therapists" 20-40 hours a week in which they'll comply to act however way his/her parents want them to act even if it's physically and psychologically scarring. A lot of times the "therapists" will force autistic people to not stim or restrict meltdowns. They'll also emotionally manipulate their clients in which they reward them for being obedient and restricting their natural habits. This can often lead them to being overly obedient and anxious later in life in which they'll be scared to stand up for themselves for what is right.
Me: Poor Timmy has PTSD from all that ABA therapy he's endured.
Friend: Those fucking assholes. Why can't they just let us be ourselves and express ourselves in our own unique ways. It's not like we're hurting anyone while doing it.
Me: Because money that's why.
by Dubiks January 16, 2019
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gene therapy

The process of being able to transplant genes with new genes that are supposed to improve physical capability.

With the completion of the Human Genome Project, we can now detect genes that cause certain things. If we find a gene that causes illness or cancer, we can remove that and replace it with something better! That's just one of many examples of what gene therapy will do for us! ^.^
"Sounds like fun!!!.....but it's expensive. And immoral, depending on the circumstances."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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Bashu Therapy

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."
by theredcup September 8, 2019
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Facebook Therapy

When a person uses their Facebook status to vent their frustrations. This is similar to a therapy session with a Psychiatrist.
Ex. Nicole: I can’t believe he slept with my cousin!

Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.

^Facebook Therapy
by J Win July 6, 2009
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Urine Therapy

Peeing on a chick's Face for amusement
R. Kelly dished out some impressive Urine Therapy on that video
by William2569 March 13, 2008
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therapy

i have anxiety so im going through therapy
by OofDoodle January 21, 2019
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massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.
Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.
by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016
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