hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017

Knuckle popping the ham door

Foreplay using your fingers to pleasure a female vagina

I was with my girl last night, knuckle popping the ham door & my Ma walked in.

by Greg Haun February 14, 2019

Spanking the ham

furious masturbation

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

by gorilla tongue December 16, 2008

The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.

Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man

by cReAM sOdA FaYGo September 11, 2018

thenameless

The best website in the world, about hacking, cracking, music, movies, games and more! www.thenameless.cjb.net

1. Thenameless is the best website in the world.

2. Have you been to thenameless.cjb.net?

by Drake March 20, 2004

Thehashaq

A man who punches his/her green screen

OMG He just Did Thehashaq

by Yeetsta October 9, 2020

cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.

I enjoy cornning the ham

by cloakchoke January 9, 2011