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The North Shore 

Comprising the Upper and Lower North Shore, The North Shore is the prestigious part of Sydney, where rich people live and drive expensive cars (such as BMWs, Jaguars and Mercedes).

The Upper North Shore are suburbs between Roseville and Hornsby (excluding Berowra, obviously), and the Lower North Shore includes suburbs on the north side of the Harbour Bridge.

Private schools on the North Shore include Abbotsleigh, Barker, Joey's, Knox Grammar, Loreto Kirribilli, Loreto Normanhurst, Pius Pymble Ladies College, Ravenswood, Riverview, Roseville College, Shore School, Sydney Grammar (no public schools)
We also have our own page on Facebook - chuck us North Shore private school kids a like! Only In Sydney's North Shore
Example 1:
North Shore girl 1: oh my god there's trackwork on the North Shore line AGAIN!
North Shore girl 2: oh don't worry, we can just Uber it

Example 2:
Non-North Shore guy: oi mate, this shit is so hard, how'dya do it?
North Shore guy: i went to barker/joey's/knox/pius/riverview/shore/grammar, it's pretty easy
Non-North Shore guy: *fuckin north shore private school kids*

Example 3:
Non-North Shore girl 1: oh my god i wish i lived on the north shore
Non-North Shore girl 2: same! i want to be one of those north shore private school kids BADLY!
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On The Jersey Shore 

people that go to the jersey shore and live there and kings and queens
Yo Man Were on the jersey shore

Cast of the jersey shore 

Have you seen the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Yeah bro, they're spastics
And Goofy Ah too!

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

The Short Sleeve Hustle 

Someone who runs from indoor location to indoor location due to the fact they're wearing a t-shirt in sub-zero weather.

This is a Canadian phenomenon that tends to occur in spring and fall. Due to uncertainty of the weather and the fact most Canadians like to act immune to cold, The Short Sleeve Hustle is often witnessed.
"Tom is such a dumbass. He didn't even bring a coat."

"Yeah, looks like he'll be doing the short sleeve hustle."

Got the short straw 

Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.
Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.