sasquatch

the act of shaving ones pubic hair and ejaculating on a woman and throwing it on her. This is widely known as the sasquatch.

i have a lot of hair stuck to me since Jimmy did the sasquatch on me last night

by Mr.Cuddles July 10, 2004

Sasquatch

A white male, who’s name is Connor. Runs like the monster and is seen in the Pennsylvania area, playing football.

I saw Connor running!

Is that a sasquatch? No it’s just connor.

by COBALTBLUU June 7, 2018

sasquatching

Verb. Used similarly to hiking, or moving through a wooded area by foot. Generally moving or walking similarly to Sasquatch (swinging arms widely, and taking large steps, looking over your shoulder every now and then).

"Yea we were sasquatching through the snow around the ski resort."
"Man, check out the guy sasquatching in the woods!"
"I'd really like to be back in the squad bay instead of sasquatching around Quantico all day."

by Aaron Payne May 19, 2008

sasquatch

1.an extremly massive and huge person; one who is the size of 40 people; a fat ass
2. One who eats 24/7

Holy shit! That sasquatch is fat as hell! There is a sasquatch eating all my food!

by roger/roo/roggy/randy/andy-roo/roggster February 29, 2004

Sasquatch

The act of ejaculating on a girls face then throwing a pile of your shaved pubes on her face so she resembels Bigfoot.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a sasquatch as her Halloween costume.

by CBGB78 November 9, 2009

Sasquatched

When the company IT person reconfigures the server, changes all the passwords, then quits.

All the computers are down; We've been sasquatched!

by MPB October 3, 2003

Sasquatch

to take a really massive shit

...uh oh, man i gotta sasquatch!!!

by WEEZEL February 14, 2003