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The Windows Plague

A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.
Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.

Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)

Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.

Harry: -_-; *sigh*
by An On E Mouse February 17, 2008
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avoid like the fucking plague

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.
by Foxyflower September 24, 2015
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The New Plague

The New Plague is another term for aids theat GWAR(the best death-metal band ever) first used in a song entitled The New Plague to tell how he got aids
"Im just a person, and ive got The New Plague;
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)
by oderus orungus December 14, 2008
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The Black Plague

an illness where one listens to "Friday" by Rebecca Black and the song is forever looped in their mind. Highly contagious
Guy 1 :"Man, I've got a bad case of the black plague"
Rebecca Black: "THIS WORLD SHALL BE MINE!!!"
by sahgdzhsjc April 12, 2011
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The Hague Plague

The Hague Plague, you were stupid to release them. You've gone too far.

You NWO IDIOTS

You SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED US
The Hague Plague is the event which allowed all the right anonymi to coalesce and find eachother to weed out the snakes. COVID 19, murder most foul, the most recent syrup to be designed for bionanochemical control of undesirables. MERS SARS HCOV, they're all mutant science experiments.
by Bl@ckFl@g April 2, 2021
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the reverend tholomew plague

The Reverend Tholomew Plague is the former drummer from the band Avenged Sevenfold. He's inspired many fans...and to each fan "The Reverend Tholomew Plague" means something a little different. However, we can all agree that he was an incredible person with a heart of gold. RIP. foREVer.
by a fan. November 21, 2013
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The Album Art Plague

When one spends hours and hours of days adding the album art to their iPod or iPhone because they downloaded music and it didn't come with album artwork.

Then making sure that each album has the appropriate song in the right album.

Symptoms usually include countless hours of sleep loss, drinking dangerous amounts of energy drinks, punching people in the face who question your awesome skills of album arting, urges to smoke meth to stay awake to cure "the plague", then showing off your progress to everyone in sight and making them admire your work before you Falcon Punch them in their jealous face!!
AHHHHHHH!!!! The Album Art Plague has my iCOD feeling like a crack baby in rehab, atleast I only have 600 more songs to do, the 400 i have done only took me a week.
by iCizzle February 28, 2009
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