The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.
by AngryCanadian October 19, 2006
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Get the milking the monster mug.haveing a S.T.D. useally AIDS. but can be used for any STD. any deses that you can ceatch from a person.
by joey styles April 15, 2006
Get the the monster mug.In the heat of the moment while having sex, a man may lose control and start growling like a wild animal. He may or may not remember doing this in the morning.
1) When Karl was annihilating her insides he began to growl, "MMMMM....MMMM....MONNNNNN..........MONSTERRRRRRRR!!!!!"
2) me: hey karl i heard you gave her the monster last night!
Karl: i don't remember anything
2) me: hey karl i heard you gave her the monster last night!
Karl: i don't remember anything
by pappertapper August 21, 2010
Get the The Monster mug.Made up by Kevin Balolong, who used the "para" in Counter-Strike but called it the monster. He uses the monster while running, which makes his recoil worse but scares people.
by Kenneth B. April 5, 2005
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Get the feed the monster mug.Get 3 friends or more and hot-box a car so you all get really high and your eyes are firey red. Then everyone puts eye drops in only ONE eye. If done right, one eye will be clear and open while the other will be squinted and red and your group will all look like there is something seriously wrong with you.
Girl: What the hell is wrong with you guys? You look all kinds of fucked up.
AK: Nah, we're cool. Just rocking the monster look tonight.
Girl: Whatever...
AK: Triffilin' Bitch!
AK: Nah, we're cool. Just rocking the monster look tonight.
Girl: Whatever...
AK: Triffilin' Bitch!
by AKAHRZ November 19, 2011
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