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Year Ten Kings think pretty highly of themselves. It’s rather sad really as they are quite easily the lowest of all the low animals on Earth. They’re lower than the shit caked onto the side of the bowl in public toilets.
They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…

Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!

You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much but in reality, wouldn’t you use your muscles you brag on about, pick up your school and move away from us?

Really boys, you’ve been beaten by girls.. We’d be ashamed if we were half as retarded as you.
And the funniest thing is if we consist of a “Man Clan” it’s because we’re twice as manly as you’ll ever be and still twice the woman that you’ll ever have.
The Kings school Boy 1: Oi so how many Year Ten Tara girls in the same group have you gone out with???

The Kings school Boy 2 (not naming ppl “charloie”): The same amount as the number of guys that have come out of the closet at this school.

Kings Boy 1: Oh! That many?!
by abdiuehadjfhadhf September 11, 2008
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we the kings

An extremely generic sounding band. They try to sound punk, but fail miserably. Their hit song is called check yes juliet, in which the lead singer had his balls kicked into his ribcage in order to create the faggy vocals he makes use of. Basically it's the only song anyone will know by them, and their "real fans" will mock anyone who doesn't know a song other than that. And of course, once they go mainstream there will be tons of posers bragging about how they liked them when they were undergound.
Moron 1: MAN, I remember back in 2007 when we the kings were underground, now that they've sold out I don't like their music anymore.

Moron 2: I KNOW MAN! OMG I LOVE CHECK YES JULIET!

Moron 3: lawl, I've never heard of nevermore, or nirvana, or Iron Maiden, BUT WE THE KINGS ARE BETTAR THAN THEM! I KNOW THIS!
by dogburnstate August 6, 2008
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The kings of nothing

The kings of nothing are a street gang in the seattle washington area. They use the colors red blue and black in there graffiti.
"Hey did you hear the kings of nothing tagged up safeway."
"No i diddnt how bad was it?"
"Oh man it wasnt nearly as bad at what they did at that one school."
by Gavin C May 26, 2006
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The Kings School

Noun: Western Sydney's premier boys Public School
Oh Stevo that would be The Kings School
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the kickstand

when a woman in and her hands and knees and the man inverts himself, as to do a handstand and proceeds to loosen her bowels
there was no kickstand on davids bike so hunter king gave him one
by j June 19, 2004
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The Kings vs Grammar Ref

Clearly blind running round the field with a blindfold
The kings vs grammar ref was so fucking blind
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The Kings School

Vastly Superior to Knox in terms of Being Racist, Homophobic, Sexist, Anti-Semitic, Bigot, Neo Nazis, White Suprmeists, Christian Suprmeists, islamophobic, Transphobic, Anti Communist and Anti Socialist
"White people are the smartest which is why they are behind every technological Advancement"

The Kings School is the last bastion of Western Civilisation
by contagiousTruth September 26, 2022
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