Wheezin The Juice 

When you come upon a public restaruant, and you notice the beverage dispenser, don't you wish you could just drink from the tap?

This is where "Wheezin The Juice" comes into play. When someone Wheezes The Juice, one sticks their mouth underneath the beverage dispenser of their liking, and pushes the button, releasing the godly flow of Drank into said person's awaiting mouth.

Me: Dude, I'm kinda thirsty.

Fox: Buy some drank brah.
Me: I broke brahski
Fox: Brahhhhh. Try Wheezin The Juice buuuuuuuddy.

Me: Okay! -Proceeds to Wheeze Teh Juice-

Wheezin The Juice by ZOMGZ T3H BOMBERMANz December 6, 2009

the juice media 

The Juice Media is a YouTube channel that's the top of comedy gold

If YouTube videos were an art, The Juice Media would be near the Mona Lisa

the juice media by tappyful September 20, 2021

The Juice 

1. A type of energy emitted from those of great power and potential.

Ethan melvin has the juice.

The Juice by Mrs steal your dad's cookies March 11, 2019

wheezing the juice 

sticking your head under a soda fountain machine and drinking from it

Bubba liked Mountain Dew so much he got caught wheezing the juice at the 7 eleven and was kicked out of the store!

wheezing the juice by JDoggggggggggggg October 16, 2006

the juice of justice 

The juice of justice is a beverage that contains more freedom and liberty then any other drink in the world. only true americans can taste the juice of the justice.

ex: Ill shove their communist hearts right into their mouths, so that they can taste the juice of justice of America.

the juice of justice by onedayasalion April 26, 2009

loose in the juice

When you cum in your sheets and sleep in them afterwards.

Guy 1: What did you do last night bro?
Guy 2: My girlfriend didnt come over so I got loose in the juice
Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! I love doing that!

Look up (loose in the juice)

loose in the juice by Zoober69er April 3, 2018

Weez the juice 

Meaning to suck down an ICEE straight out of the machine resulting in a massive brain freeze. Most notably coined and acted out by Pauly Shore in Encino Man, followed by Brendan Fraser who weezed it hard and paid for it.

Clerk: What you doing?
Pauly: Chill man. We're just weezing a little joo-ooce
Clerk: No weezing the juice
Brendan: Weez the juice!
Clerk: No! No weezing the joo-ooce!

Weez the juice by Mr. $mithers September 1, 2009