The honkler

A guy who triple headshots you in Rust.

He is normally seen with a hashtag #THONKER due to the fact you get thonked in the forehead 3x

What the f*** I just got tripled by the honkler

by Theman123456abc February 22, 2021

the crafty honky

a human of white colouring who intends to be overly crafty in all aspecs of life, including walking craftily through crowds of the queen's police force....

the crafty honky also uses overly crafty methods of obtaining sources of nicotine...

"who the fuck stole manz cigarettes?
must have been the crafty honky."

by jimmy jew March 18, 2007

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003

honkus of the bonkus

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.

"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."

by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011

Honking The Weasel

A slang term for masturbation.

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.

by Robert El Paso September 3, 2009

Honking the BoBo

To get a blowjob.
Fellatio. Oral pleasure

After you left, that chick from the party was Honking the BoBo!

by RyewDunyet May 8, 2018

Honking the Hog

To masturbate a male apendage, a penis

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog

by PhallicQuan99 June 30, 2022