Ass Edger

A person who performs the act of edging on a rim/ass area

That Sean is such an ass edger playing with rim

by Mulsmally March 14, 2022

D1 Edger

Someone who is super addicted to the act of "edging"

I am a D1 edger

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Microsoft Edger

A chronically online tech nerd/gooner with a really small penis that likes to go online a lot and goon. Usually a Reddit user with a neck beard that has no life yet enjoys going online to post dumb shit or belittle others. Not all of them wear fedoras, but some do. Commonly also found on Discord

Hey, did you see the way that person on fb replied to me? It’s giving real Microsoft Edger energy……

by Can you burn a Luigi board November 17, 2025

The Edger

The Edger is a poltergeist who is mainly seen roaming suburban areas of the United States. He is a tall skinny male with nothing but a leaf over his asshole. He is mainly seen hiding in bushes or near corners edging his cock. Unlike his cousin The Jacker, he is mainly a friendly ghost but DO NOT make eye contact with him or approach him. The more he feeds off of you the stronger he gets.

Friend 1: “I just seen The Edger behind the highschool… he was stroking the tip of his cock”
Friend 2: “Whatever you do don’t look at him or he will make you finish him…”

by The needer November 21, 2021