The Crushing

The Crushing refers to a pornographic bait video that is has a small niche spread on the internet where two black men smack their asses on someone’s face with a lot of lotion as a sped up version of “Ballin’” plays. It is based off of hood irony and Thug Sauce. The thumbnail is often some kind of bait. If someone mentions “The Crushing”, they are most likely speaking about this.

Person A: Have you heard of The Crushing?
Person B: Yes.

by Bean Boy. May 22, 2024

crash the party

Attend a party without being invited. You just show up. It may be a party thrown by someone you know or a complete strangers house. Sometimes people don't mind that you came to their party, but sometimes, your presence will be unwelcome and you may be asked to leave. The fun of it is you don't know until you get there what the reaction will be. If you crash the party, be ready to accept the consequences.

Dude, there is a jamming party down the street! Let's go crash the party!

by Happy Go Lucky November 11, 2013

crushing the cornshell

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.

“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”

by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018

International Crash the Mustang Day

The day Juice Wrld died and as he said in one of his songs “crash the mustang no saleen.” It is only respectable for the day of his death to be represented as crash the mustang day. It will take place December 8th every year.

Are you going to crash your mustang for international crash the mustang day

by Michaelromero February 28, 2020

crash the mode

The mode is the worst possible situation, so it is best to crash it. Crash and mode can also be used independently.

Impulse: We can't risk changing the timestream. Then we'd all be feeling the mode.

Beast Boy: And...the mode...would be bad?

Impulse: Doesn't get any worse. Always better to crash the mode.

Beast Boy: Uh...noted?

by michelle lauchenbacher April 6, 2021

crash the nebula

To fuck something up to or even beyond the extent to which the damage is completely irreversible.

The term is a reference to something the antimatter princess, Ani, says in the failed pilot Crash Nebula, which was supposed to be a spinoff of The Fairly OddParents.

Joe Biden better not crash the nebula with his dementia and extreme idiocy.

by Yopmail User November 12, 2022

Crashed the milk truck

To blow a load, cum

Hot girl walks by, "Oh i just crashed the milk truck".

by youknow44 July 6, 2010