A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
by bilemonger May 29, 2020
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Gangsta Boy: galloping gophers, Phatman! Its......the Cracker!
the Cracker: Time far a hoedown boys! Yee Haw!
the Cracker: Time far a hoedown boys! Yee Haw!
by Ninjalo June 11, 2006
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The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.
That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.
by twenty-seven December 18, 2010
Get the The Cracked Voice mug.Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.
"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*
by Dewster April 7, 2007
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by your mom November 8, 2003
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by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015
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