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Blazing the Chester

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".
Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."
by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014
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Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.
"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."
by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021
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The Cheat

(1) The one who's always giving Strong Bad a hand.

(2) The one who's always messing up Homestar's plans.

(3) The one who's gonna start a rock'n'roll band.

(4) The one who's making out with Marzipan.

(5) The man that looks like The Cheat.

(6) The one with yellow feet.

(7) The dude that moves to the beat.

(8) Not the guy from 21 Jump St.
by Ian Maxwell March 9, 2003
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Not The Cheat

by Twitchy McGee February 23, 2003
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The Cheat

A fine looking young man. Or an uhhguuhly boouiid. Strong Bad's sidekick and Strong Mad's friend.
"The Cheat is not deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, I'm so glad the cheat-- Keep it going guys, keep it going. *runs*"
by Sunbun April 15, 2003
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The Cheat

A furry little thing that was once described by Strongbad as looking '..more like cheese. Or an anvil.' He also has a gold tooth. He is called The Cheat because he helps Strongbad cheat at stuff. His other freinds are Pom Pom and Strongmad. The Cheat cannot speak English.
SB: The Cheat, say something normal, like, er, Douglas.
TC: Mmmah.
SB: Douglas!
TC: Mah Mah.
SB: DOUGLAS!
TC: Mah.
by Adam S., last time I checked. December 2, 2003
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The Cheat

He is a character in the Flash Animation world of homestarrunner.com.

He is a furry yellow creature whose species is basically unknown. And he has his own language that features squeaks and "Meh"s. But he is 1'2" with yellow fur, black spots, and is shaped like a cheese and an anvil.

His best friend is Strong Mad who is at least 6 feet tall with no neck who protects him from larger predators. And he is Strong Bad's lackey, assistant, and sidedick frequently appearing in Strong Bad e-mail. And of course, Strong Bad has kicked him several times before, and he loves to make Flash cartoons on his yellow IMac computer which he tries to win trophies for. But really all his cartoons just feature bad animations of voices of characters from homestarrunner.com and just feature The Cheat being really cool.

He also:
Moves to the beat
Has yellow feet
Gives Strong Bad a hand
Messes up Homestar's plan
Makes out with Marzipan
Looks like Pikachu
Is not the guy from 21 Jump Street

No question he is one of the most popular characters on the website, and some of the fans kind of think of The Cheat as kind of a cuddly teddy bear creature. (Myself not included)

THE END
"Meh!"
"Three trophies for The Cheat!"
"A parade for The Cheat!"
by Tom G. August 29, 2005
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