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Pumpy the bear

Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.
“Only YOU can prevent sodomy” ~ Pumpy the bear

“Have a family, not a thundertug” ~ Pumpy the bear
by Texas Bear November 5, 2020
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Minus the Bear

Another completely fantastic band from Seattle, Minus the Bear's music is generally classified as alternative punk. The name references an old TV show, "BJ and the Bear", if you were to subtract the bear from this expression, you would be left with a BJ. With insanely clever song titles such as "Houston, We Have Uh-Oh", "Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister", and "I Lost All My Money at the Cock Fights", this fine group of musicians mainly sings about drugs, women, and booze because they know the meaning of life.

After becoming familiar with Minus the Bear's music, the various track names often tend to become a part of one's regular speech patterns.

Minus the Bear consists of:
Jake Snider- Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
David Knudson- Lead Guitar
Cory Murchy- Bass
Erin Tate- Drums
Alex Rose- Keyboards

Erin Tate is quite possibly the best drummer ever. Never mind that he is at least half god.
Hey man, I'm going to see Minus the Bear at the Showbox tonight!

Tim: What's up dude?
Dan: Oh not much, I'm just kickin' it like a wild donkey, that's all.

Jake: Well, what do you think?
Dave: I'm totally not down with Rob's Alien.

Hey, have you listened to any Minus the Bear lately?
by Fine+2pts January 8, 2009
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poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.
"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."
by C E O November 10, 2007
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What the Bear

A phrase used in situations in which someone does something bizarre.

This phrase was from my sixth grade class. I was obsessed with bears at the time, so whenever someone would do something weird or crazy, I would say, "What the bear!"

Completely random, right?
"That guy is running backwards up a tree!"
"Hey, what the bear!"
by Ayer! November 25, 2013
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Sulee The Bear

Sulee The Bear really doesnt know alot. He always sleeps and always eats. He is also a pro at rocket league and fortnite, althought when the bear plays fortnite he mashes the controller!
Debiddo: Hey look its Sulee The Bear

SpitFire: Sulee is a good bear and he doesnt eat humans.
by DebiddoFan June 16, 2021
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Smokey the Bear

A fucking awesome ass bear who will take yo bitch and yo weed beware of the bear
Tom: "what happened to us smoking tonight dude?"
Chad: "Fuckin smokey the bear dude."
by yomomama November 12, 2013
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taming the bear

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.
by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014
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