to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2015

to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2016

hays in the barn

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.

After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.

by Marcus Student Section September 9, 2021

Sweeping out the Pole Barn

The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.

Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.

Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!

by McRae and Portwood inc. December 18, 2008

Sweeping out the pole barn

According to Cory, it means jacking off.

"Last night before you came over i was sweeping out the pole barn in the shower."

by K-dawg123456789 December 20, 2008

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H March 1, 2005

can't hit the broad side of a barn

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

by tombo May 13, 2005