grab the bacon

Getting the best (usually a girl) and leave the crap for the rest

"Prom is coming up soon. Hurry a grab the bacon."

by Jay Kang November 5, 2006

Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

flip the bacon

turning it over and getting a huge win lino style.

"did you see lino flip the bacon?"
"yeah he flipped it right after he buttered the toast and wrecked miklosz"

by Cody Riesterer May 16, 2012

Cut the Bacon

To unleash a random explosion of projectile diarrhea in your pants.

Anyone can cut the cheese in the company of females, but it takes a special kind of individual to cut the bacon.

by ronathanasaurus July 7, 2010

wakin the bacon

jacking off the morning wood

johnny got caught wakin the bacon

by rash shananana June 21, 2008

lick the bacon strip

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita

ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!

by M.D.L (Muff Diving Lord) May 14, 2004

High Fiving The Bacon

Slapping your hand down on a shaved vagina.

"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)

by YDoUAsk November 11, 2011