Tend To The Axe Wound 

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

Tend To The Axe Wound by T-Roy October 10, 2005

wrapped around the axle 

To be confused by something, to the point of paralysis. Imagine driving a car over a wire fence. The fence becomes wrapped around the axle, stopping the car.

This network problem has got me wrapped around the axle.

wrapped around the axle by MarkfromIL April 21, 2006

Tend to the axe-wound 

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

Tend to the axe-wound by The Awesome February 5, 2005

the axinity 

dying at 80% on blade of justice

- my nigga colorbolt did the axinity recently
- what a retard! tha transition is so easy!

the axinity by lflux December 26, 2019

the axis

what everything revolves around, a very conceited (sarcasm) and/or wise being. -from the jimi hendrix song: axis bold as love

just ask the axis he/she knows everything

we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything

that woman thinks shes' the axis

the axis by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

The Axe Effect

1. The result of spraying axe.
2. The attraction and arousal of any woman within a 10 foot radius.

The Axe Effect can make even butch lesbians go straight.

The Axe Effect by SirOwnzAlot February 28, 2004

wrapped around the axle 

To be extremey or overly upset.

"Jordan is wrapped around the axle because he has to sit on the bench during the game."

wrapped around the axle by MIL April 12, 2006