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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.
by Chest August 3, 2003
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shaking the yoghurt

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Pleasuring oneself
Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
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shaking the yoghurt

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I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
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toe in the yoghurt

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When you mess something up or stuck your Willy where it didn’t belong
I gone done stuck my toe in the yoghurt again
by Yoghurtpalz July 8, 2024
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