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The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA
Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise
by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023
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the Armenian surprise

a sex move preformed by revealing your massive penis to your sexual partner for the first time
ay, baby let me do the Armenian surprise
by AmazingJa November 4, 2019
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The Nashville Surprise

A fourteen step move that is very difficult to accomplish and has even resulted in death. It involves acrobatic skill, a spatula, and three cheese blocks. If attempted more than three times, the result is the male becoming paralyzed from the wast down, never to partake in such a maneuver ever again
"Dude, Liz and I just did the Nashville surprise!'Guy 1
"Nice man!" Guy 2
"Yeah it was our fourth time!" Guy 1
"Uh oh" Guy 2
Guy 1 falls onto the floor
by Dr. Roberto January 28, 2011
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The hairy surprise

When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.
O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.
by U suck balls ehhh June 19, 2010
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Jack in the Box surprise

Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.
Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!
by thedzone October 8, 2009
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The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse
Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex
by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021
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The Vegas Surprise

Surprise anal sex that is done without consent by the receiving end during an otherwise consensual sexual encounter. Refers mainly to cases in which the receiver is uncomfortable with the situation but doesn't necessarily do anything to stop it.
Me and that guy hooked up. It was weird...it was good at first but then he just gave me The Vegas Surprise out of nowhere! I just thought it was kind of rude.
by prettyinpink33337 April 26, 2010
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