snork

Verb: To inhale accidentally through your nose while wearing a snorkeling mask.

He snorked three times and nearly drowned before he figured out how to breathe properly through the mouth piece.

by kzags April 24, 2011

Snork

The combination of a snort and a smirk that occurs after reading a semi funny text to which you misleadingly replied "laughing out loud(lol)"

Thomas thinks that his texts make me laugh out loud but really his jokes just make me half heartedly snork.

by LukeHPC July 16, 2015

Snork

An ignorant scrub who thinks he's top notch or he's acting like a sped, also meaning a guy or girl who plays with themselves

"Stop being a snork Zach!"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015

Snork

Voluminous foreskin

I loved pulling on his snork.

by Cordick November 23, 2010

Snork

To suck breath out of one's partner's lungs whilst kissing, usually resulting in them making loud involuntary animal noises. An amazingly fun pastime.

Then Francesco snorked Cindy, drawing out an elephant-like scream from her throat. Afterward neither could breathe for the giggles.

by Moldor October 18, 2004

snork

Verb: To sniff the bicycle seat of a young female.

Billy, that nasty mother fucker, he loves a good snork!

by Evil E July 10, 2007

Snorking

The art of Funneling (See Funneling) a tasty beverage, must be alcoholic, through a snorkel. Giggity!

I am going to be "Snorking" on a catamaran in Cuba, consuming "free" alcoholic beverages.

by Aged Punk June 22, 2012