Sank the Titanic

When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.

Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.

*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019

Sank the titanic

When you have been for a shit and the turd is that massive when you flush it, it would sink the titanic

I wouldn't use that bathroom, I just sank the titanic

by BigBadDom69 September 17, 2021

shankar and the lads

A shadowy group of men who travel the Earth doing selfless and heroic deeds. Led by Shankar Kiru

Thanks for curing mad cow disease, Shankar and the lads. Now I can be a zoosexual without fear.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"

A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching

by Furry Balls July 9, 2021

shankar and the lads

A mysterious and wonderful group of philanthropists, dedicated to manipulating the governments of the world through pop culture and music. Currently located in the mountains of Shankarland, the Headquarters of Shankar and the Lads is a magical place of wonderment and fancy. However, Intruders will be converted into liquid carrot if they are caught.

Shankar and the Lads have just set my village on fire and I FEEL GREAT!!!11

by Kiru November 6, 2003

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008

Shanker on the prick of progress

interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital

We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress

by John P 5280 August 21, 2010