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that’s the shit

what you say when something is perfect and really just hits the spot
*hits joint*
“Damn that’s the shit
by ur b1tch November 24, 2019
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What's the sitch

One of Kim Possible's most coined catchphrases. The word "sitch" is slang for situation.
So like, what's the sitch?
by Childish Rolfbino October 16, 2016
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meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
by choppaz-n-ninez January 12, 2008
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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The Samm’s Sammich

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.
Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
by SammSammy January 23, 2021
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Commit the "S"

Used to define a state of being extremely stressed out.
Person 1: What's your workload this week?

Person 2: I have two assignments due tomorrow, and a test. I'm seriously so screwed, I swear I'm going to commit the "S".
by craftybetch December 9, 2013
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What's the scoop

Hey, been a while, what's the scoop? Oh, I was promoted to manager at my job!
by GemeChess November 25, 2013
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