FILLING THE POONTANK

Having sex to orgasm with a woman vaginally

WHEN KENNYI WAS FILLING THE POONTANK SO HE WAITED ON THE PORCH.

by neverlad February 11, 2015

The Poonbagger

someone who gets with all chicks and earns the title of ultimate player

Hey nick did you get some last night? ooooooobviously i did, geez you the poonbagger of the century

by Ultimate Bros November 1, 2011

dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

by nurseblade September 26, 2006

(The) Poonisher

A man who is renowned for his sexual abilities with women. Mostly, if not always, with two or more women at a time.

person1: Damn! Did you know that Jack is (The) Poonisher?
person2: What!? No way!
person1: Yeah, he slept with every girl in Biology!
person2: omg.

by Bentley623 June 23, 2011

The Poontz

A disease that is acquired through higgling Bees often. This disease consist of highly infectious forms of genital warts, severely burning herpes, and bloody open sores, all on the genitalia, hands, mouth, eyes, anus, and ear holes.

Jerry: Dude I was higgling this sexy bee yesterday.

Drew: Wow you higgle a lot you sure you won't contract the poontz?

Zman: Yeah I had them once, my eyes bled for months and my genitals had warts all over them.

Jerry: THat sounds rough but higglings too much fun I cant stop.

by The Ben MK II June 9, 2011

The Great Poondemic

A world full of poons who push the pandemic button rather than communicate and deal with things logically and efficiently.

I didn't know so many poons existed in the world until the Great Poondemic.

by Teabagus Maximus January 2, 2021

poontang pie in the sky

a girl to hook up with that is pleasant to contemplate but is very unlikely to be realized.

Jordan: yo, I’m takin’ HER home tonight!

bro: her? that’s some serious poontang pie in the sky shit your talking right there!

by anonymous November 27, 2022