Dispenser of justice - usually hated by left wing idiots such as those that frequent this board - adminster the law to all the loser, idiotic morons who think they run the show.
by Judge Judy961 July 15, 2006
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Get the Judge mug.It means to beat it off. You know spank the monkey. Slap the Salami. Stroke the Salmon. ect..
Judgin FTW (the wow crew)
Judgin FTW (the wow crew)
by Matt "The Nub" LaClair March 27, 2007
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Get the judge mug.Noun - A middle-class white man with a dead rabbit on his head who hasn't got a clue about fairness or reality, is generally and imbecile, and has an over-inflated perception of his own importance, righteousness and intellect.
The judge decided that even though the black man was in Outer Mongolia at the relevant time, he must have invented a way to teleport to Texas and ought to be executed.
by 4MA June 10, 2003
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by Majicman October 07, 2003
Get the judge mug.Another word for an autistic child.
The reasoning behind this is because in the late 1800's judges in court systems were only hired if they had clinically diagnosed aspergers/autism.
Also because most male humans named by this have un-diagnosed autism or aspergers and is unresponsive to other humans who try to interact with this "Judge"
Studies show only 5.9% of Judges are not autistic or Filipino leaving 94.1% having those characteristics.
Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
The reasoning behind this is because in the late 1800's judges in court systems were only hired if they had clinically diagnosed aspergers/autism.
Also because most male humans named by this have un-diagnosed autism or aspergers and is unresponsive to other humans who try to interact with this "Judge"
Studies show only 5.9% of Judges are not autistic or Filipino leaving 94.1% having those characteristics.
Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
by Cool Cat Copolsde December 12, 2011
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