Fosters

The worst of all beers.

Fosters??? I'd rather suck warm kangaroo piss out of a muddy hole...

by b1ackie July 17, 2013

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Get the Fostersmug.

foster's

Australian for piss water

i was so thirsty i almost drank a whole 32 oz. can of foster's

by FreQuent FlYer MylEs May 3, 2004

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Get the foster'smug.

fosters

A word becoming well known as a safe word during sex in BSDM.

daz says "if this is too rough just say fosters"
bel says "FOSTERS FOSTERS FOSTERS"
daz says "didn't quite hear what you said there, oh well"

by hopskotch September 12, 2006

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Get the fostersmug.

fosters

Australian for piss

He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian

by David Watts August 1, 2003

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Get the fostersmug.

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.

Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...

by Cy Simon August 22, 2008

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