pop the corks

When your wannabe-white trash friend gets excited about the upcoming year.

Jim: hey look at this post it say '420+420+420+69+69+69=2017' lmfao AYY POP THE CORKS!
Chuck: *facepalm

by Basicwhitetarget December 30, 2016

the corkey

Man with a nugget penis.

He had such a small cock, it was a nugget. He was the corkey!

by The Corkey June 2, 2015

The Katelyn Corkscrew

A sexual act where you experience maximum penis power. Put 7 dicks in each ear, 2 in each nostril, and one huge one in the mouth, and you're set!

Hey babe~ You wanna try the Katelyn Corkscrew tonight~? I know some people that'll help make it happen~

by Furret walk of Justice April 4, 2019

corkin the dolphin

Slang word meaning masturbation. Very popular in the detroit/pleasant ridge area.

Erik Johnson constantly talks about corkin the dolphin

by John Michael Anderson January 26, 2010

The Venetian Corkscrew

Sex move where a guy flips the girl he's fucking from her back (i.e missionary) to her front (i.e. doggy-style) while staying inside her.

Guy 1: Dude, switching positions during sex always takes so long, and it kills the mood!
Guy 2: Nah, man, just use The Venetian Corkscrew on her pussy, and she'll be cumming her ears off in no time.

by Squidslimer October 30, 2020

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006

Corking the Bat

using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic

College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!

College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!

by phenomenalphalanx March 5, 2011