The Cock

Popularised by the Jay and Silent Bob collection of movies, loving "the cock" adds the random the in front of the word.

Dubya loves the cock

as opposed to:

Dubya loves cock

by G-man September 13, 2003

Love the cock

A term used to describe what everyone should do. whether it be your own or someone elses: we must all 'Love the Cock' - you know its true (would I lie to you?)

Oh my god I love the cock, gimme more

She does not love the cock enough

mmm... cock

by Luke Warm October 11, 2008

the cock roll

When a male rolls across a line of females, who are lying face up next to each other, injecting his penis into each one of their bearded clams.

I pulled the cock roll last night on all those sluts. I got them good.

by punit January 17, 2008

loves the cock

A light and friendly term used to describe individuals who more commonly desire the male of the species.

Peter loves the cock!

by Alex September 22, 2003

the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

beat the cock

masturbation in slang

Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock

by Marioreyiz August 24, 2011

I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

by tomex June 15, 2008