Bastian Farivar Gazurek

The second greatest human in the world. His power almost equals with chief keefs power. He is a true glo boy.

Man Bastian Farivar Gazurek is a real champ today

by bastian farivar May 6, 2022

Joe Bastian

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.

Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…

by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023

bastian and maria

Absolute geniuses. Smartest Kids in school also they are beautiful.

"You see the kids over there? Those are the Bastian And Maria og this school"

by Captain Schack November 20, 2018

Bastian

A guy who gets cheated on by a chinese girl living in Tokyo.

I got bastian'd. Should have listened to daddy.

by fuckbastian June 3, 2025

Bastian

Bastian is the word for an ancient arabic sex toy that was made for women in the late 70's. It was specially made to mingle between the wrinkly lips of a womans private parts.

The archaeologist found an ancinet Bastian. Then he gave it to his wife.

by BiggerDiggerNig- November 1, 2023

Bastian

Name for bass players. Very nerdy. typically considered de-gen.

Our bass player is such a Bastian

by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025

Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis

He's lost

Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.

by anonymous November 22, 2021