textident

Crashing your car while texting.

Joe t-boned a camero when he was texting his girlfriend.

Wow, I heard that was a bad textident.

by kimgee April 14, 2010

Textcent

An accent when typing. It's usually used when people who have an accent type the way that they speak.

I couldn't understand him through his heavy textcent.

by PeaseyGrl November 22, 2010

textventual relationship

Used to describe a strictly-texting relationship that one wishes to eventually grow into more (usually doesn't).

adj: textventually

Jane: How long have you and Alex been texting?

Amy: Almost four months. He's the one.

Jane: You have a textventual relationship.

by krisq September 9, 2009

texident

An accident caused by someone writing a text message on his/her mobile phone.

He was writing a text message on his mobile phone while he was crossing the street. He never saw the car. It was a texident.

by widggman January 13, 2009

textument

an argument that occurs by means of text messaging

He can't talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead.

by Annalicious May 10, 2007

texttention span

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.

Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.

by LBeverly June 29, 2011

Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006